Work Hilarity

Tom sits down at his desk with a new A4 pad of paper.

Ian: Dude, where'd the pad come from?
Me: He's been in the lab with his pen in his pad. Trying to get his damn label off..
Ian: What's that from?
Me: Forgot About Dre, which by the sound of it you did..

Me turns to looks away in a slam dunk of burnification. Ian claims he will pay me back for the quote sick burn unquote!

Published with Blogger-droid v1.7.0

Poor choice.. or genius?

I spotted this ad on the door of a carpet shop and did a double-take. "Noooo...." I thought, "They must either be keenly aware of their anti-lesbian sentiment, utter genius, or just blissfully unaware. Bless.."

Published with Blogger-droid v1.7.0